Wasting time since 1988.
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What I don’t understand are nipple tattoos.
Nipples are pretty cute to begin with. Tattooing a colourful star or something over them… Kind of ruins them.
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period:
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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period:
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
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Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Yell at a puppy.
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Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Tumblr app, please stop crashing. You’re my entertainment for the night.
Tags: tumblrapp crashing bored fridaynight
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I haven’t been on Tumblr in a long time. And in that time, my dash seems to have been filled with naked ladies. What the fuck?
Any not-so-naked Tumblr suggestions?
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We were debating how many times per year a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news.
(Source: wyatted)
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we came as romans:
find faith in life; in whatever will keep you believing that we are not meaningless
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architects:
pick yourself back up and learn to live
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parkway drive:
give me the strength to return the breath you've stolen
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a day to remember:
this is me, you can take it or leave; right or wrong i will stand on my own two feet
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suicide silence:
live life hard; you only get one shot
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my friends:
turn that depressing emo devil music off
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nicki minaj:
you a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe
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my friends:
omg turn it up!!!!
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And let the stretching begin. #stretchers #piercing #16g #gauges (Taken with instagram)
4 notes Tags: 16g piercing gauges stretchers
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Nat King Cole, Metallica, Queen, Bobby Darin, The Butterfly Effect, Manson, Silverchair.
I’m happy with how shuffle is treating my ears tonight.